With out the left side of the frame it looks like he’s giving an awkward hug.
Afternoon Snack: If there was such a thing as “too cute,” this would be that thing.
Jooooeee…. Can your family just give Maxine away and get a new kitten…? Plsssss
We’ve been trying to get rid of that cat for years. Ask one of your internet friends if they want it!
You might not be able to watch this video until the end.
Man the 80’s were bad.
#It’s so bad it’s actually magical
I don’t have anything to add to that.Train karate on my car,
I’m a ninjaaaaaaarrrr….
this is so quality
EECH NEE SAWN SHII
I don’t know what this is but I think I just signed up for a karate class.
(via ohshitbradpitt)
I feel as though Hallmark should make this a card. What parent could be mad at their gay son after getting a “I’m Hard Gay!” card?
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And that day is tomorrow. Tomorrow is chicken day.
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I received trainer chopsticks for Christmas this year from my girlfriends mom and I realized something kind of life altering about myself. It’s not that I can’t hold chopsticks, because my hand positioning is actually kind of spot on. It’s just that I’ve been using every single eating utensil wrong my entire life.
My entire life. Damn it.
This is how I’ve gotten every woman I’ve ever had. ALL OF THEM.
I have this problem all the time. Hardly ever get any reading done these days.
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are best written with a beer in one hand and notes in the other, with your personal thoughts on the subject thrown in the wastebasket.
once asked me to write a story for them, after I foolishly proclaimed myself a writer.
Me: Well what’s the premise? What do you want me to write about? Or just write about anything?
Russia: Write me a happy story. I just don’t see those very often. Something where people are just happy.
Me: Eeeeeh, yeah… Happy story. Right.
I spent three days thinking about it before I explained to her that I had no clue how to write a happy story. Not an interesting one at least. It wasn’t just the soul crushing experiences I was undergoing at the time (which happen to be the building blocks of a writer’s success and subsequent alcoholism), but the fact that I don’t now how to generate interest without conflict. For me, conflict is the essence of plot.
After doing a bit of poking I realized I wasn’t the only one. People are drawn to conflict and pain in their stories. It is the center of entertainment in literature. Happy stories. Truly happy stories. They end up trivial and boring.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I haven’t read a happy story outside of really awful mary sue fan fiction.
